Sweet Transvestite
Will Morgan 21-Sep-11
Supes faces a ‘wardrobe malfunction’ as he auditions for an all-girl super-team!
A series of flashbacks to the Battle of the Sexes, as presented in our favourite medium. This week, it’s January 1970, and Superman doesn’t make the grade for an all-girl super-team – but if he had, would he have donned the fetching team kit of chiffon blouse, harem pants, and clogs?
So, do you think Morrison will bring the Galactons back in Action?
We can only hope, Tony. But given Mr. Morrison’s previous patterns, they’ll turn out to be drag-queen secret agents in league with…no, I should stop. He’ll probably do it…
Half a Superman? Top half or bottom half?
I can ‘ear Tommy Steele even now.