Dew What?

We take a look at one of the many, many crap villains of the Human Torch…

Crap Villains of the Human Torch – Part One: “Oh, noes!” moans the Human Torch, “I can’t escape the dew from these plants! Woe is me!”

Get over yourself, you big drama queen – I could escape the dew, and I’m an arthritic 56-year-old who can’t even fly!

Believe it or not, Johnny’s Rogue’s Gallery only got worse after his introduction to “water sports” ….